Way Cool Stuff

I got a feeling - last night wasn't a good night...

2010-02-16T16:28:00.000-08:00

I love this song anyway - but they have done a top job on this!! classic......

Mortal Combat

2010-02-10T16:35:00.000-08:00

I have tears rolling down my face

Mortal Combat

The God of Tetris

2010-02-04T16:41:00.000-08:00

I love tetris.. this makes so much sense now.

Lego Super villians - their weekly meeting

2009-08-24T19:32:00.000-07:00

Its time for the super villains to have their meeting.

Lego Superheros Weekly Meeting

2009-08-18T07:28:00.000-07:00

This is a crack up. loved it!!!

The funniest 5 seconds on the Internet - Dramatic Chipmunk

2009-07-29T19:37:00.000-07:00

yep - its pretty damned funny.. here is the original full clip and then some dramatized ones...

Proof That the World Is Nuts

2009-07-05T06:09:00.000-07:00

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense..)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick? )
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than 'going blind'!)
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there
Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'

(Is that a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of???)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)

In tribute to Michael Jackson - Lego doing Thriller

2009-06-26T17:19:00.000-07:00

Beer Song

2009-06-14T05:23:00.000-07:00

Hitler finds that Twitter is down

2009-06-03T07:19:00.001-07:00

oh dear - I laughed!!!

Getting a great photo for Mothers Day

2009-05-15T17:01:00.000-07:00

I had to play this several times - hysterical.....

Cadburys new Advert - pure gold!

2009-04-21T05:04:00.000-07:00

This is pure gold!!!!

Also check out the send off Lilly Allen does - the ending makes it worth it!!

Distraction

2009-04-13T07:12:00.000-07:00

Its official - the computer is too distracting.. check this out!!

Some Wierd Facts...

2009-03-30T05:43:00.000-07:00

an email that has gone round the block a few times - but still carcks me up...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone - twitter this - facebook it - or just email them the link.... ! (and God love that pig!)

Iron Man V Bruce Lee

2009-03-26T03:31:00.000-07:00

Image via Wikipedia

Ok - so who is going to win? I am a bit torn with this as they are both heros...

watch and enjoy

Go Grans handbag

2009-03-23T05:21:00.000-07:00

I love this video - there is no way this is set up... go gran... didn't even give the idiot in the car a second glance.

snigger...... go all grans out there - I want to have this much attitude when I am that old.

How to spice up a CPR class

2009-03-16T05:03:00.000-07:00

Classic!!

So would you go to a class now after seeing this?

SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

2009-03-10T05:06:00.000-07:00

CHEEZY'S SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

GO Gran

2009-03-01T05:08:00.000-08:00

I have seen this video at least a dozen times and it cracks me up every time.. go gran.... and what a clever advert...

snigger.

Russian Roulette

2009-02-26T16:07:00.000-08:00

Where is Charles Darwin and his theories now? far out... check out this 'magic' trick.

Honesty in Death

2009-02-19T06:54:00.000-08:00

I found this and thought it good enough to share - The inscription on a grave reads:

"Donald Robertson, born 14th January 1785, died 4th June 1848, aged 63 years.

He was a peacable, quiet man and to all appearance a sincere Christian.

His death was much regretted which was caused by the stupidity of Laurence Tull in Clothister (Sullom) who sold him nitre instead of Epsom salts by which he was killed in the space of 5 hours after taking a dose of it."

How hysterical is that? well - not really - but talk about honest.

I have pinched this directly from Wikipedia - just in case - like me I had no idea what Nitre was.

Niter (US) or nitre (UK) is the mineral form of potassium nitrate, KNO3, also known as saltpeter (US) or saltpetre (UK). Historically, the term "nitre" – cognate with "natrium", an old word for sodium – has been very vaguely defined, and it has been applied to a variety of other minerals and chemical compounds, including sodium nitrate (also "soda nitre" or "cubic nitre"), sodium carbonate and potassium carbonate. This article is about the mineral form of potassium nitrate, which is the usual modern meaning.

Niter is a colorless to white mineral crystallizing in the orthorhombic crystal system. It usually is found as massive encrustations and effervescent growths on cavern walls and ceilings where solutions containing alkali potassium and nitrate seep into the openings. It occasionally occurs as prismatic acicular crystal groups, and individual crystals commonly show twinning. It is most common in arid environments. It is a soft mineral equal to gypsum on the Mohs scale and has a low specific gravity of 2.1. It has refractive indices of nα=1.332, nβ=1.504, and nγ=1.504. It readily dissolves in water.

Niter has been known since ancient times. The name is from Hebrew néter, for salt derived ashes. It may have been used as, or in conjunction with soap, as inferred by Jeremiah 2:22, "For though thou wash me with nitre, and take thee much sope . . ." However, it is not certain which substance (or substances) the Biblical "neter" refers to, with some suggesting sodium carbonate. A term (ἀφρόνιτρον) which translates as "foam of nitre" was a regular purchase in a fourth-century AD series of financial accounts, and since it was expressed as being "for the baths" was probably used as soap [1].

In literature, Edgar Allan Poe invokes the supposed Saint of Nitre repeatedly in the short story "The Cask of Amontillado" (1846), in which the main character uses the nitre to his "advantages", as it slowly murders his enemy. Fortunato's health worsens, until Montresor takes his revenge in the form of immurement.

You can't escape the taste

2009-02-12T07:16:00.000-08:00

mourTo tell you what the advert is about would really spoilt it - suffice to say I laugh every time I see it. Great imagery and you can't beat the smell of crispy bacon to bring back memories...

The new Heavy Machinery Training Video

2009-02-04T13:33:00.000-08:00

My brother and my cousin both work in large companies responsible for the major road works around the country. They have worked in the industry for over 15 years and have driven and operated most machinery required to build roads.

I showed them this clip and their mouths hung open. I am guessing it is pretty impressive - I mean it was for me - but even more so for those who know how hard it is to do.

My brother tells me that the guy operating this must have incredible strength - as the steering wheel would be just about ripping his arms off while he is doing this maneuver.

The Most Incredible Airpilot EVER!!!

2009-01-28T16:22:00.000-08:00

This guy is amazing. The skill and timing needed to do this is incredible. I can only imagine the terror his family must have felt as tehy watching this unfold.
Man I'd be shaking for weeks after this.

DIY advert from NZ

2009-01-22T06:45:00.000-08:00

Classic - and of course our New Zealand cousins have always got to have dig.. well done advert.

Fried Surprise

2009-01-14T06:24:00.000-08:00

What was for Christmas dinner at your place?

Well - we all joke about it.. Here it is..

To be honest - they all look very fat - good meat on them... Guinea pig next perhaps??

All I want for Xmas

2009-01-07T19:33:00.000-08:00

ok - its a bit late.. but I laughed.... apologies to the folk whose homes burnt down over the festive season...

Amazing Creations

2008-12-30T22:31:00.000-08:00

Guess what this is made out of?

Yes, everything you see is a cake with the frosting ( or icing if you live in Australia)

The sewing machine and other items look so real it looks like they are the real thing - but,
They are all just cake and frosting.

how fantastic is that?

gaining weight at Xmas

2008-12-25T07:00:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas folks!

eat up!!!

Christmas in Australia

2008-12-21T07:11:00.000-08:00

Aussie Jingle Bells (In a rusty Holden Ute) - sung to tune of jingle bells...

Kicking up the dust
Esky in the boot
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs
It's summer time and I am in
My singlet, shorts & thongs

CHORUS:
OH, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
CHRISTMAS IN AUSTRALIA
ON A SCORCHING SUMMER'S DAY
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
CHRISTMAS TIME IS BEAUT
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A RUSTY HOLDEN UTE

Engine's getting hot
Dodge the kangaroos
Swaggy climbs aboard
He is welcome too
All the family is there
Sitting by the pool
Christmas day, the Aussie way
By the barbecue!

CHORUS

Come the afternoon
Grandpa has a doze
The kids and uncle Bruce
Are swimming in their clothes
The time comes round to go
We take a family snap
Then pack the car and all shoot through
Before the washing up

CHORUS

Outsourcing Santa

2008-12-19T07:20:00.000-08:00

A bit close to the bone hey?

same old Christmas?

2008-12-16T07:13:00.000-08:00

classic - this comes from a card - Love it!

Rudolf used to be called names.

2008-12-14T07:06:00.000-08:00

No Santa Claus....

2008-12-09T05:30:00.000-08:00

ok - don't click on this if you are easily offended. Its not that it has adult content or graphic - but slightly on the naughty side of anti terrorist - but nothing you would not have already seen on a social commentry TV show or website.... and I laughed..... so am sharing it with you...

Anagrams - These are clever!

2008-12-07T17:28:00.000-08:00

This was sent to me via email and I just had to share...Someone out there either has too much Spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Well - the tree is up!

2008-12-07T07:08:00.000-08:00

I think this took someone alot of time to not only do - but to collect the bottles - or did they just have a session with some mates? Who knows... looks great hey?

Smiley face in the Sky

2008-12-02T04:18:00.001-08:00

Last night a REALLY cool, thing happened which could be viewed in the Aussie skys. Just after disk and till about 10pm the planets Venus and Jupiter stared down from the sky like two brilliant diamond eyes. Directly below, the crescent moon formed a happy smiling mouth. Sadly I could not find my camera – despite tipping my room upside down – so I have borrowed this photo from a newslink on the web. I am sure they won’t mind. How cool is this? and yes - this is a photo!!

To our fore mothers and fathers unusual astronomical apparitions were often seen as omens and signs from goddesses and gods. Comets often foretold times of famine - well there is a huge debates on what the Egyptians went through before they released the Israelites ( bible story)

Dr Lomb from the Sydney Astronomy Group has been quoted that he did not believe in such things, but he note that the smiling face will appear on the eve of the next Reserve Bank's meeting at which it will consider interest rates.

"There was an upside-down sad face visible on the morning of April 23, 1998," he recalled. That day's Herald was dominated by news of conflict on Australia's waterfront, protests against child-care costs, big rises in bank fees and executions in Rwanda.

This smiley face will not appear to our cousins in the northern hemisphere.. so suck it up cuz!!

Another smiley face will not grin over Australia until the early hours of July 21, 2036….phew – a wait.

Like to work here?

2008-11-28T13:21:00.000-08:00

So - we all need to stop whinging about our jobs and get back to it hey?

How strong must his back be? What fantastic balance!

A profile to take notice of.

2008-11-19T05:52:00.000-08:00

I have a dirty secret.. I have become a little obsessed with some online gaming. Now this is coming form someone who can't even cope with frogger or pacman!

One of these games is Knighthood ( a facebook application - which is totally obsessive and takes over your life - really) and the other is Tribal Wars. TW allows players to be anonomous and take secret identities up. I am unsure if Alf is even his name - but this player has been very kind and helpful to me in the past and I want to share what he has on his profile page. It cracked me up!

Alf Hucker
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more effective in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my God-like trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook. I am an expert in whiskey, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a glass of Lucozade, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by Fame Academy. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I am bored, I build suspension bridges in my back garden. I enjoy urban hand gliding. On Mondays after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critic’s worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire.

I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer, I toured Cornwall with a travelling centrifugal force demonstration. I throw 501 in 9 darts. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children and small woodland creatures trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read David Copperfield, Paradise Lost and Moby Dick in one day and still managed to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for MI5. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on holiday, I successfully negotiated with a group of underworld criminals who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are all paid. I discovered the meaning of life but neglected to write it down.

I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a Breville toaster. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bull fights in San Juan, cliff diving in Sri Lanka and spelling tests at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, performed open heart surgery and have spoken to Elvis.

Doom and Gloom - Cash is Trash

2008-11-12T05:55:00.000-08:00

A part of Roberts predictions for the financial markets. Something to check out as things are getting tight and uncomfortable everywhere. Robert is an absolute inspiration to many worldwide - his books are mainstay for most investors. However, I think viewers aught to take only bits and pieces of their information at heart, Robert is a smart investor and but sadly his books purport outdated information - realistically - it takes months to write and edit, then it needs to go to a publisher, get printed and distributed. - Stuff gets outdated so quickly in our society.

In times of extreme volatility, precious metals have done well - bit I am not sure if I am going to go out and buy silver or gold bars. Robert makes some good points - History has shown that every paper money scheme introduced into a system which is not directly backed by a real metal is a scam and ultimately collapses..

so - a bit of a step back from the frivolity of before - jsut to keep you on your toes.. WAAAAY cool - yeah?

Snake Eats Boy

2008-11-04T05:31:00.000-08:00

For someone who is grossed out about snakes this gives me the heebies everytime I see it. Living in Australia, you get a wary appreciation of snakes - as everything here that crawls or slithers is poisonous enough to kill you.

and yes - I realise this movie has been doctored for enjoyment - but it doesn't take away from the incredible thought of having a snake THAT big in your house - ewwwwwww. so another thumbs up WAAAAY Cool!

The African Nature Battle - who will win?

2008-10-28T05:18:00.000-07:00

Crocs versus buffalo, versus Lions.. .who will win?

This in an incredible piece of raw footage. Youtube sports a number of upbeat and edited versions of this - but believe me - this is fantastic and you won't know who or waht will win until right to the end. The fear and indecision of the animals, the mob or family spirt was heart wrenching as thier usual fear was over ridden by desire to rescue the baby and as they wne to ram those giant cats. Jaw dropping footage. WAAAAAY Cool!! Enjoy.